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I was sitting on my friends bed with her when she came out as gay

and I was looking through a Chinese food pamphlet

so I put it down, looked at her and said “I was going to suggest ordering food but I see now you’d prefer to eat out”

and I don’t think she’s ever really forgave me  

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Bed views the last 2 mornings.

i don’t think i’ve ever been so jealous of anything in my life.

same omg

Goddamn it.

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Coloring Book Corruptions

Related: Hipster Dinosaurs

ok i’ve been staring at the one with Goofy and Pluto for like 10 minutes now and still don’t get it. Someone more clever or less innocent explain?

that goof putting the butter on him dingle so pluto licking it off. then the sperm get made

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The perks of being a lesbian and having to use a strap on.

If my girlfriend wants banged for 10 minutes, I can bang her for 10 minutes. If she wants banged for an hour and a half, I can bang her for an hour and a half. Which also leads to:

You MIGHT be able to get your girlfriend off a couple times.
I can get my girlfriend off 15 times. Every time.

She wants to keep going, we can keep going. She wants to be done, we can be done. No mess left over. Anything is ok.

Woodstock, before the rain. Photo by Elliott Landy, 1969

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How did this not win a fucking Oscar


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It looks pink. :)

It looks pink. :)

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And then you realize that Forrest knows about his condition all along and your heart breaks a little.

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Watch out for the boogeyman.

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“ Okay, let’s play another game. It’s a guessing game.”

“ Okay, let’s play another game. It’s a guessing game.”

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